Loser of the Week
November 9, 2010
It was on a Sunday night of last May. I was sitting at home watching a movie with my expecting wife. She was due anytime by then. She started to feel uncomfortable, called the doctor, packed her bag and stood in front of me saying: “it may be it. The doc’ said we should go to the hospital”. The only thing I was able to articulate not even realizing what was going on: “should I pause the movie?”.
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  1. aloaqp aloaqp said: So, was it a boy or a girl?
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October 9, 2010
I am French.
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  1. covermyscript covermyscript said: right?!
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  4. AllieR AllieR said: All right. So, I am a 5th grade teacher. On Friday one of my students asked a newcomer what his religion is. He said, "African-American." Just shoot me now.