I'm a total loser because:

I wonder how it feels to be a winner. I've been at my job for almost 6 years, and can't get a promotion. Sometimes, I hate being SPECIAL ED!!! Maybe if I was a smart person, I could do better in life. I also wonder how it feels not to have bad breath.  Maybe if my breath wasn't so bad, I would finally get a kiss from someone.  I also need serious work on my teeth, but I can't afford braces. Maybe if I was intelligent, I could get a college degree and could get a better job.  Why do I have to be a TOTAL LOSER???!!!

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