I'm a total loser because:

My boss, she usually calls around eleven and I slept until 11:58 this morning, missing her call. She called and told me that particular job was full and already given to someone else. If I had called her earlier, I could have had the job. Since the job pays $32 a night and comes with a free meal, I could have something better than nothing. Last night I attended a focus group and got free food as well, a step ahead in loserdome only the size of a butterfly flapping its wings. The reason I never want to wake up or get out of bed in the morning is I don't want to see my snoopy neighbors who report on my latest gossip and lack of a steady job. 

  1. sadeye sadeye said: u r hero
  2. LexLoser LexLoser said: That is such a Loser thing to do. This deserves Loser of the week. :)
  3. LexLoser LexLoser thinks you're a loser