I'm a total loser because:

Loser of the Week

While still in college, I went out with my girlfriends one night to a bar and was chosen to be the designated driver. After drinking water all night, my drunk girlfriends decided it was time to go home.

As I pull out of my parking spot, I hit the car behind me and then drove down a one-way street the wrong way. Later, while driving through a major intersection, I ran over a concrete median into oncoming traffic. Keep in mind, I was COMPLETELY SOBER.

I was never asked to be the designated driver again.

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