Posts tagged with "major loser"

January 21, 2015

My boss, she usually calls around eleven and I slept until 11:58 this morning, missing her call. She called and told me that particular job was full and already given to someone else. If I had called her earlier, I could have had the job. Since the job pays $32 a night and comes with a free meal, I could have something better than nothing. Last night I attended a focus group and got free food as well, a step ahead in loserdome only the size of a butterfly flapping its wings. The reason I never want to wake up or get out of bed in the morning is I don't want to see my snoopy neighbors who report on my latest gossip and lack of a steady job. 

  1. sadeye sadeye said: u r hero
  2. LexLoser LexLoser said: That is such a Loser thing to do. This deserves Loser of the week. :)
  3. LexLoser LexLoser thinks you're a loser

January 21, 2015

I'm a loser in every aspect of life. I have no talents and no friends. At school its hell for me. I get put down and bullied so much. I considered suicide but then i got over it. It just doesn't make sense how people can hate me so much. I don't want to die but what's the point of being alive if I can't do anything to contribute to the world. And i dont get why guys don't like me. I've been to wedding receptions and parties of relatives and i've dressed up really nice but no guy even looks at me. The worst was when i was at school and i dressed up so nice for an interview and no guy even looked at me. It hurt me so bad. I believe in love at first sight. I don't know what to do. There is even this girl who is so annoying and ugly but she has a boyfriend and people like her more than me. Sometimes all i want is a person to feel sorry for me and tell me it will be okay even though it won't do anything. I am the human meg. Literally. If she was real she would've killed herself already.

  1. Iamloser Iamloser said: I think I am very simillar to you
  2. fukkface fukkface said: Cheer up meg, it may be best if you wait for love. All those girls who are dating will end up fat and used up by 25 with kids by multiple men. You'll find someone when it's time don't rush or settle focus on education and your finances, I wish I had inste
  3. Loohooser Loohooser said: Logically, if that girl is uglier than you and has a boyfriend then you can get one too and probably a better one than an uglier girl like her. 1 plus one is two.